Meetings and Events
Your developers came to you wanting to use a new programming framework they just saw on MTV.
It only builds on Ubuntu, and requires some bleeding-edge ports only available as .deb packages, as well as some large rpm`s which for some reason only install via yum. Not to mention you run a largely *BSD environment, with a few Linux, Solaris, UNIX etc… boxes in the mix.
This is the moment when you whip out awk(1), on any of your UNIX systems, and proceed to blow their minds.
- [Event Audio] (Generously recorded and processed by Nikolai Fetissov)
Matthew Story is a software developer at Tablet Hotels, who regularly abuses tcp services for fun and profit.